• parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

(via carmennab)

p0urtoujours:

Okay yeah remind me to never try to talk to Logan anymore because like that was very awkward.

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

(via tiredofyourhipsterattitude)

Choices are hard because you have to decide if they’re worth it. If you’re choosing a person, you have to determine their worth. Whether or not the memories you make with them are worth the problems they may bring into your life.

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via tyleroakley)

"

I’m not the girl your mother warns you about.
I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart.
I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me.
I’m not cold. I’m not reckless.

I’m the girl your father mentions when your mom’s not around.
I’m the girl that gets away.

I will love you more than anything.
I will kiss you when you cry.
I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.

And you’re just like your father, so you will.

You’ll let me go & I won’t look back,
But you will.
I promise you, you will.

I’m that girl.

"

Despite my every effort, I’ve ended up exactly like my father. 

(via 5ft1)

(Source: caramelcoatedxxxtacy, via hemingwaybaby)

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

(via orgasm)