rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via parkingstrange)

angrybagel:

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog 

(via gnarly)

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

(via distraction)

dajo42:

[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer

(via joshpeck)

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby, via distraction)